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Stock No. 025. Mall Santa's. Big ass brick of soap. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S veterans. Soap Specs: 3x bigger than common soap bars. Tripple milled for superior quality. Smells like the north pole and peppermint. By human not elves. Duke Cannon takes holiday traditions seriously. Duke cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in december of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Smells like the north pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese. Parabens, phthalate & cruelty free. Just bad interns. Never tested on animals.
Ingredients
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate And/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (rosemary) Leaf Extract
About
Details
Stock No. 025. Mall Santa's. Big ass brick of soap. A portion of proceeds benefits U.S veterans. Soap Specs: 3x bigger than common soap bars. Tripple milled for superior quality. Smells like the north pole and peppermint. By human not elves. Duke Cannon takes holiday traditions seriously. Duke cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in december of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma. Smells like the north pole and peppermints, not beef and cheese. Parabens, phthalate & cruelty free. Just bad interns. Never tested on animals.
Ingredients
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate And/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (rosemary) Leaf Extract
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